periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder


B A D  R E P U T A T I O N // i’m tough,  a m b i t i o u s  , and i know exactly what i want. if that makes me a bitch, okay. a fanmix for badass slytherin ladies –– LISTEN 




wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways


oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity


"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers


never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene